Top 5 reasons why Greg Chappell will make a great CIO
> He sold vision 2007 to BCCI far better than any CIO can sell Vista to his boss
> He deployed cutting-edge technology (SMS and e-mail) for spreading post-match information
> As team India’s Chief Innovation Officer,he outsourced training to the Indian army (it’s another story that the team lost the battle as well as the war)
> Enterprises look for an early Return on Investments. Chappell made sure the team returned early from the Caribbean.
> He is the greatest communicator ever (remember the finger episode at Kolkata?)
 Shahrukh Khan’s tech fundae
Storage: A room where I dump DVDs of my flicks
Networking: Showing up at ALL award functions
Data center: A place where there is no hot chair (so I won’t be able to host KBC)
WAN: A huge vehicle which carries my make up stuff
Security: To ensure that one security guard does not kill another
Compliance: Making sure that I don’t smoke on screen
Open Source: My license to mimic all actors in the film industry
Back up: My wax statue at Madame Tussauds, London
Similarity between me and IT vendors: We both say I am the best
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