Last Mile

Top Ten ‘SOA’isms

1.  SOA taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
2.  SOA is the only thing Chuck Norris can't kill.
3.  If you plug SOA into the back of your head, you'll know Kung Fu.
4.  In a battle between a ninja and a jedi, SOA would win.
5.  Neo didn't bring down the Matrix. SOA did.
6.  SOA actually stands for Same Old Architecture - whatever your old architecture is .
7.  Implementing SOA for the first time is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
8.  Implementing SOA for the second time is the triumph of hope over experience.
9.  Einstein settled on E = mC2 after first rejecting soa = mC2 as too powerful and volatile.
10. On the eighth day, God created SOA, and then SOA created Rock and Roll.

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