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Last Mile

  
 P (ee) Ch (ees) top 10 Protocols

 

  •  TCP/IP: Terror Control Protocol/Indians Pay (Indians have to pay through the nose)  
  •  FTP: File Taxes Punctually 
  •  HTTP: Heavily Traumatized Tax Payer
  •  UDP: Under-Dogs Perish (while fat cats thrive)
  •  SIP: Siphon the Indian Poor
  •  ARP: Allow Returns after Pension
  •  SIP: Salaries In Peril
  •  WIP: Whip the Indian Poor
  •  DHCP: Dig Hard Cashless Poor (you gotta pay those taxes)
  •  RIP: Retirement In Peril

 

Scott McBeanisms

 
  Circa 1990

Have lunch, be lunch

We invented Java to stop viruses, not Microsoft

Imagine Windows NT on a Java card; every trouser pocket in the world needs to be redesigned

 

 Year 2007

Mankind versus proprietary technology, mankind always wins (but you still cannot do without Microsoft)

The biggest computer in the world is Google (and Sun is going to shrink it)

IBM and HP did not have an Operating System strategy (till Sun invented it for them)
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